March 10, 2011Posted by on
Q: What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?
Q: What’s big, black, noisy, makes a lot of smoke and cuts carrots in five?
A: The Romanian machine for cutting carrots in four.
“Romanians are very social and talkative people. They like to spend time in company and they are fond of having conversations. Beside their love for philosophy and conspiracy theories, they also have a taste for humor.”
You are all welcome to come with jokes about Romanians. Just remember what Bruno observed: “… beware, make sure you are not the subject of their jokes, because they are usually not very flattering. Except when they joke about themselves.”