All Romanians are vampires

Eugen Ionescu

Also known as “Eugène Ionesco” (Frenchified, like French do with everything they can lay their language on), he is another “father” – Father of the Theatre of the Absurd.

Born in Romania, he later emigrated to France; French now (obviously) consider him as “French”, while Romanians claim him as Romanian.

One of his more famous plays is The Bald Soprano.