Romanian jokes

Q: What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?
A:…The future!

Q: What’s big, black, noisy, makes a lot of smoke and cuts carrots in five?
A: The Romanian machine for cutting carrots in four.

“Romanians are very social and talkative people. They like to spend time in company and they are fond of having conversations. Beside their love for philosophy and conspiracy theories, they also have a taste for humor.”

This is what Bruno van den Elshout thinks and I invite you to read his full article about Romanian humor .

You are all welcome to come with jokes about Romanians.  Just remember what Bruno observed: “… beware, make sure you are not the subject of their jokes, because they are usually not very flattering. Except when they joke about themselves.”

2 responses to “Romanian jokes

  1. Florentina (@mirrage_94) July 25, 2012 at 13:44

    wow…you are romanian?
    Why you write about Romania?

  2. sillyview October 30, 2012 at 21:19

    Romania is the best!!!😀

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